The things kids say

I have been sitting here thinking about the things that come out of our 5 year old's mouth. I think at 5 kids don't have a filter, this is definitely something you learn. Now, I will be the first to say that in my family we tend to speak our minds, and the problem occurs at a younger age with each generation. I am a prime example that sometimes I speak my mind and then think later - "Maybe I should not have said that" - but it is too late at that point. 2 things that still strike me as funny are:

Mommy when I am grown up you will be old - Yes Nettie, I will.
Mommy - (as she is putting on lip gloss) look you can put it on your lips and then use this to shove up the buggers. Note to all reading this - NEVER use Nettie's lip gloss, you have NO idea where it has been .